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Who satisfies earth the most?

Sun. Because the sun goes down every night.

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Who satisfies earth the most?

Sun. Because the sun goes down every night.

How are you related to the sun?

Because your teeth are the same colour as it.

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

What does an agnostic, dyslexic insomniac spend his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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Why couldn't the alligator satisfy his lover?

He had a reptile dysfunction.

Why is OP's dog never satisfied?

They don't do liver