Who satisfies earth the most?

Sun. Because the sun goes down every night.

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How many fams does it take to get the sky lit?

Just one sun

Why can we never actually see the sun?

Because it's in da-skies!

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What do you call a turtle who sleeps during the day and is awake at night?

Nocturtle

Where were u on the night of the 3rd?

Stabbing a homeless man. "Louder for the tape " Wrapping a boneless ham. As a gift.

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When the cashier asks me "Is that everything?

I feel like crap inside because obviously my order didn't satisfy her.

What's the difference between a Snickers and my girlfriend?

Snickers satisfies.