Why are all Atheists poor?

Because Atheism is a not for-prophet organization.

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What do ateists wear on their necks as an indication of their commitment to the atheism?

Head.

What do you call Atheism?

A non-prophet organization.

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How many Atheists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to actually do it, the other to film it so fundamentalists won't claim that God did it.

What do you get when you cross an atheist and a christian?

An argument

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Why didn't Jesus start a charity?

Cuz they're not for prophets.

What kind of organization is Atheism?

Non-prophet.