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Why Are Germans Buried 20 Feet Underground?

Because deep down they're real nice

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Why are lawyers buried 18 feet deep when they die?

Because deep down they're all actually good people.

How do you bury a pothead?

Coughin'

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What are the two main differences between a Chihuahua and a German shepherd?

1. Spelling 2. Pronunciation

Why are the streets of Paris lined with trees?

The Germans like shade

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Why Are Germans Buried 20 Feet Underground?

Because deep down they're real nice

Why do you bury lawyers 20 feet deep?

Because deep down they're good people