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Why Are Germans Buried 20 Feet Underground?

Because deep down they're real nice

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What do you get when you cross a border collie with a pit bull?

A dog that is smart enough to bury the bodies.

What do a teenage boy and a dog have in common?

They both want to bury their bone.

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What does the beginning of the German alphabet start with?

Not Z.

What do you call a German barber?

Herr Kutz (This was funnier when I was half asleep this morning)

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Why do they bury lawyers 20 feet deep?

Because deep down, they're good people. Thanks Saul.

Why Are Germans Buried 20 Feet Underground?

Because deep down they're real nice