Why Are Germans Buried 20 Feet Underground?

Because deep down they're real nice

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What do you call 1000 black people buried up to their necks?

Afroturf Also, I'm not racist. I have two color tvs at home.

What do a wedding and a funeral have in common?

At the end of the day, a stiff gets buried either way.

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What do you call an ill-tempered German?

A sour kraut.

What is the German word for Constipation?

Farfrompoopen.

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Why do you bury lawyers 20 feet deep?

Because deep down they're good people

Why do they bury lawyers 20 feet deep?

Because deep down, they're good people. Thanks Saul.