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Why are orphans bad at poker?

Because they don't know what a full house is

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What do you do if can't change a lightbulb?

Ya know what Just screw it.

What's that movie about the girl who forgets Adam Sandler every day?

I want to know her secret

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How many skunks do you need to make a house really smelly?

Just a phew!

Why did the sheep move house?

The neighbours were baaastsrds.

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Why shoudn't you play poker in Africa?

Because of all the Cheetahs!

Why don't they play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs.

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What are the best kinds of speedbumps?

Orphan shaped ones.

Where did the orphans go after the Orphanage blew up?

Everywhere