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Why are orphans bad at poker?

Because they don't know what a full house is

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How do you know that the Invisible Man doesn't have any children?

Because he's not apparent.

What family does the octopus belong to?

Pupil: Nobody I know!

House Jokes More House Jokes

What did the house turn into on the night of the full moon?

A Warehouse.

How many Apple Geniuses does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, we just swap out your whole house

Poker Jokes More Poker Jokes

Why should you never play poker with a crocodile?

You will lose every hand.

Why don't cows play poker?

Because it's a high steaks game

Orphan Jokes More Orphan Jokes

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile?

Robin, let's get in the Batmobile." Bonus joke: What did one orphan say to the other orphan as they got into their car? "Robin, let's get in the Batmobile."

Why do orphans like tennis?

Only place they can get love