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Why are softball games so hard to follow?

Because everyone secretly plays for the other team.

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Why doesn't Jesus play hockey?

He's always nailed to the boards....

Why should you never play cards in the jungle?

Because of all the cheetahs

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What do you call those people who follow musicians around and try to hang with them after the show?

Drummers.

What was the German Shepard's defense at his Nuremberg trial?

I was just following odors.

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Why is an abortionist good to have on your team?

If you conceive something, they can execute it.

What does a Bears fan do when his team wins the Superbowl?

He turns off his Xbox, and goes to bed.