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Why are softball games so hard to follow?

Because everyone secretly plays for the other team.

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What do you call a chicken that can play tennis?

A Henman.

What's a wombat for?

For playing wom

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Why should you always rent, rather than buy, a multimeter that measures ohms?

Because it's easier to follow the path of leased resistance.

Whats the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

When I drop a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around for a week.

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Why can't there be a League of Legend's team of 5 Lucians?

Because you can't have a team with only 3 champions.

What would you call the Fantastic Four if Snoop Dogg joined the team?

The High Five