Why are softball games so hard to follow?

Because everyone secretly plays for the other team.

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How does Jared like to play his flute?

In A minor.

What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

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How many Deadheads (Grateful Dead fans) does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows, they wait for it to burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

What is the opposite of paranoia?

Thinking you are following someone.

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Why Colonel had a bunch of underwears?

Because, Brigadier General asked him to debrief his team.

Why doesn't Mexico have a team in the summer Olympics?

Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US.