Why are there so many dumb blonde jokes?

It gives brunnettes and redheads something to do on Friday and saturday nights!

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Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog

What do you call a turtle who sleeps during the day and is awake at night?

Nocturtle

Friday Jokes More Friday Jokes

What do brunettes and red-heads do on Friday nights?

Make blonde jokes!

What you gonna do on St. Valentine's day?

What day is it " "Friday." "Shepherd's Pie."

Saturday Jokes More Saturday Jokes

Why do Physicists make terrible parents?

They think their children are small enough to neglect! Adapted from a Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal, I forget which one.

Why are Saturday and Sunday strong?

Because all the other days are week days.

Redhead Jokes More Redhead Jokes

Why aren't redheads very good R&ampB singers?

Because they have no soul

What do you get if you cross a Mexican with an Irishman?

A redhead who can tan.

Dumb Blonde Joke Jokes More Dumb Blonde Joke Jokes

Why are there so many dumb blonde jokes?

It gives brunnettes and redheads something to do on Friday and saturday nights!

Why are dumb blonde jokes so short?

So brunettes can remember them.