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Why aren't there any Muslims in Star Trek?

Because it's the future

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How do you know if a Muslim is laughing online?

He types, "HALOL"

What does a Muslim pirate say?

Allahu Ackbarrrrr!

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What was the humor like back then?

I was just wondering about how many jokes today maybe irrelevant 100 years into the future. To test this theory, what are the oldest recorded jokes?

Why do Asians have squinty eyes?

Because their future is so bright

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How many Star Trek captains does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, but there are FOUR LIGHTS!

What did Star Trek teach millions of kids?

To boldly split infinitives!