Why did 8 break up with 7?

Because 7 always came first!!!

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How did the hipster break his neck?

He jump off the diving board before it was pool.

What did the basic girl say after all her writing utensils broke?

I literally cant even write now

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What did the cannibal say when he came home and found his wife chopping up a python and a pygmy?

Oh no not snake and pygmy pie again!

Why did the perv leave?

Because he came.

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What happens when you flip an 8 to it's side?

Everything, given enough time

What has 132 legs and 8 teeth?

The front row of a Garth Brooks concert!

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Why did Microsoft skip windows 9?

Because 7 ate 9

Why is 7 afraid of 8?

It's not, numbers don't have emotions.