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Why did 8 break up with 7?

Because 7 always came first!!!

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How can you a drop a egg on concrete without cracking it?

Anyway you want. Concrete doesn't break easily.

What broke?

Opens door* Just wait until I get out there!! parenting from the bathroom

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Why is there music coming out of your printer?

That will be the paper jamming again!

What is long, white, and very sticky?

The coming of the Lord!

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What's worse than watching your brother do a double barrel roll over 15 cars on a motorbike?

Having to watch him do a half barrel roll over 8 of them. R.I.P. Bobby. Never forget.

What is Australian cuisine called?

Prison food

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Why did the French police arrested the Muslim teenager?

Because he was trying to detonate a Samsung Note 7.

Why are sloths one of the 7 deadly sins?

Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.