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Why did Ahmed take his clock to school?

He wanted to see time fly

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Why does the army want to only recruit married men?

Because they don't want a man lost!

Who's there! Aladdin! Aladdin who?

Aladdin the street wants a word with you!

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Why did the jellybean go to school?

A. Because he wanted to be a smarty

What 2 books do white American boys enjoy reading on their way to school?

The Catcher in the Rye and Cooking For Dummies.

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What do clocks do when they're still hungry after a meal?

They go back four seconds.

Why did the engineer put a clock under his desk?

He wanted to work overtime.

Ahmed Jokes More Ahmed Jokes

Who's there! Ahmed! Ahmed who?

Ahmed a big mistake coming here!

Why did Ahmed take his clock to school?

He wanted to see time fly