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Why did Ahmed take his clock to school?

He wanted to see time fly

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Why do you want to be a librarian?

Me: "I like telling people to be quiet."

What cake wanted to rule the world?

Attila the Bun.

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What did you learn in school today?

Not enough I have to go back tomorrow!

How is Rock School going dear?

It's School of ro- *sigh* nevermind.

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What do you get when you mix a public speaker with someone who had tourettes?

A clock! One provides the tic, the other provides the talk Credit to my Autistic Big Bro

Why did the man break the clock?

He wasn't comfortable with having that much time on his hands.

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Why did Ahmed take his clock to school?

He wanted to see time fly

Who's there! Ahmed! Ahmed who?

Ahmed a big mistake coming here!