Why did Jimmy get into a horrific car accident?

He let God take the wheel Edit: He let take the wheel

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What's the difference between a dog barking at the front door and a woman screaming at the back door?

If you let the dog in, it will shut up.

What do you call a physicist who makes lets play videos?

Quarkiplier

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

Whats with the wheel on your john?

The pirate replied, "Arrg it's driving me nuts!"

Why did the hamster die?

He just didn't have the wheel to live.

God Jokes More God Jokes

How can you tell God is a man?

If God was a woman sperm would taste like chocolate

What did Joan Rivers say to God when she arrived?

Get a new robe!

Jimmy Jokes More Jimmy Jokes

Why was Jimmy so excited to go to Clown College?

He got a fool scholarship.

Who him?

Oh that's just jimmy, I pay him to follow me around and inter- *saxophone solo* INTERRUPT MY SENTENCES WITH SAXOPHONE SOLOS.