Why did King Arthur leave no heir?

He was legendary for pulling out.

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What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory?

All that was left was de brie.

Why didn't blacks in 1850 give high-fives?

Because everyone always left them hanging!

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How did the unqualified harp player get into the orchestra?

She pulled some strings.

What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?

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What did King Arthur do in Camelot?

He "came" a lot.

What did King Arthur have for breakfast?

Eggcalibur.

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Why was the bald king so sad?

Because he had no heir.

What's the difference between a tennis ball and the prince of Wales?

One is heir to the throne and the other is thrown into the air.