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Why did King Arthur leave no heir?

He was legendary for pulling out.

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Why did Jesus leave the dance floor?

Because it was Hammertime'

How did the newfie injure himself raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree

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Why haven't you pulled over yet?

I said, "Because we're still in Detroit."

What does a writer hope to get in a Christmas cracker?

A Pull-it-surprise!

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When were King Arthur's army too tired to fight?

When they had lots of sleepless knights!

What was King Arthur's favourite game?

Knights and crosses!

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Why was the bald king so sad?

Because he had no heir.

What's the difference between a tennis ball and the prince of Wales?

One is heir to the throne and the other is thrown into the air.