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Why did King Arthur leave no heir?

He was legendary for pulling out.

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What do you call a guy with no arms &amp no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel

Who's gonna be Batman?

Leaves Earth*

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What did the fisherman say to the sewage management person?

Would you pull that crap with a net?

Why are prosthetic limbs so in fashion?

Anyone can pull them off

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Why did King Arthur leave no heir?

He was legendary for pulling out.

What was King Arthur's favourite game?

Knights and crosses!

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What's the difference between a tennis ball and the prince of Wales?

One is heir to the throne and the other is thrown into the air.

Why was the bald king so sad?

Because he had no heir.