Why did the chickens cross the road?

Because they were Turkish.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What did a lesbian frog tell another lesbian frog?

Damm, we do taste like chicken!

What did the chicken say?

What did they chicken say to his friends after being sent to the hospital after failing to cross the road?. Don't worry ill get over it.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road?

He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.

Why doesn't the dinosaur cross the road anymore?

Because their eggs stink. (They're extinct)

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Why did the man cross the street when he saw the chicken foot?

Because he suspected fowl play was afoot!

Why did the lesbian cross the street?

She was emo.

Turkish Jokes More Turkish Jokes

What is the opposite of Turkish?

Pig Latin

Where do Turkish people go to purchase their furniture?

The Ottoman Empire.