Why did the lesbian cross the street?

She was emo.

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What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?

A religious movement!

Why did Adele cross the road??

To say hello from the other side.

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What do you get when you cross a lesbian with a hippopotamus?

A lickalottapuss.

What do you call a group of lesbians from Pittsburgh?

Lesbiyinz.

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Why did the accountant cross the street?

To crunch numbers.

Why did the chicken and the freemason cross the street?

To get the Yolk Rite.

Emo Jokes More Emo Jokes

How do you get an emo out of a tree?

Untie the rope...

What lands first?

The leaf, a rope stopped the emo.