What did a lesbian frog tell another lesbian frog?

Damm, we do taste like chicken!

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Why did the chicken cross the rode?

To get to the other side.

Why did Mozart hate chickens?

Because they all they ever say is Bach! Bach! Bach!

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What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

What dog can tell the time?

A watch dog!

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How often do lesbian gypsies get their hands read?

Every 28 days or so.

What language do lesbians speak?

Gaelic.

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Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

Because they're wrigleys!

How are a pizza maker and a gynecologist the same?

They can both smell it, but they can't taste it.

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What did one lesbian frog say to the other?

Lickit Lickit

What did a lesbian frog tell another lesbian frog?

Damm, we do taste like chicken!