Why did the Chinese almost lose in Mulan?

They had way to many chinks in their armor.

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Why didn't the native Americans go out to dinner?

They lost their reservations.

How did you lose your last job?

I quit because I wanted a career with a bright future." Sir, this is McDonald's.

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How many ways are there to please a guy?

Three way.

What do you call it when someone gets hit by a bus on his way to pay off his student loans?

Crippling debt! It's funny because he can't walk anymore!

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Where does a knight go to get his armor?

The hard-wear store

What do you call an Asian in a tank?

A chink in the armor.

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Why is Chinese the best language?

It has the most character.

Why do Chinese only care about themselves?

Because they have no i's (plural of i). Edit: eyes. Eyes guys. It's a bad pun.

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How did the knight know that his armor was made in China?

He found a chink in it.

Why did the Chinese almost lose in Mulan?

They had way to many chinks in their armor.

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How does Mulan's boyfriend explain himself when she caught him smoking pot?

Shanghai

What did Mulan's grumpy elderly friends say when they caught her with Li Shang?

Get off Mu-lan!!!