Why do Chinese only care about themselves?

Because they have no i's (plural of i). Edit: eyes. Eyes guys. It's a bad pun.

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Care Jokes More Care Jokes

What did the lead researcher say when all of her colleagues were complaining about the experiment?

I don't care et al.

What do a 14 year old and an open bucket of bleach have in common?

For twenty bucks either'll take care of your toddler. -&y (yup, mine)

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What Journey song to Chinese people sing at funerals?

Don't Stop Bereavin'

What do you call an annoying Chinese chef?

A Woky Talky

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What kind of amphibian is hired to take your car away?

Toad. Thanks, HammerElectionBeans for the edit.

What did the necropheliac say to her boyfriend?

Did rigor mortis just set in, or are you just happy to see me Edit: I'm an idiot

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What color was the Dallas shooters eyes?

Blue. One blue this way and one blue that way.

What do you call the injury a black guy gets after he gets punched in the eye?

Uh...a blacker eye?

Plural Jokes More Plural Jokes

What is the plural of y'all?

What is the plural of y'all -Y'alls -All y'all.

Why do Chinese only care about themselves?

Because they have no i's (plural of i). Edit: eyes. Eyes guys. It's a bad pun.

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What adjective do you use to describe a bad pun?

Pungent

What do you call a fellow who is over 21 and makes bad puns?

A groan man.