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Why did the gold fish cross the road?

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the spider cross the road?

To get to his website!

Why did the cows cross the road?

They wanted to go to the mooo....vies

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What would you get if you crossed a witch with a famous movie director?

Steven Spellberg!

Why did the chicken cross the road half way?

He wanted to lay it on the line!

' Rantijoke Jokes More ' Rantijoke Jokes

How do you tell if you've posted an anitjoke in /r/Jokes?

If someone comments saying you posted an antijoke and that you should rather post your joke in /r/antijokes.

What did Ghost A say to Ghost B?

Nothing because ghosts don't exist. Edit:Holy crap I just realized I didn't post this on /r/antijokes.

Gold Fish Jokes More Gold Fish Jokes

Why couldn't Tommy ride a bicycle?

Because he was a gold fish.

Why did the gold fish cross the road?

To go to /r/antijokes