Why did the gold fish cross the road?

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Why did the ghost cross the road?

To get to the other side.

What did the BMW say to the Audi on the side of the road?

Rust-in-peace.

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Why did the chicken cross the 38th parallel?

Because North Korea's long range missiles can't reach that far

What do you get when you cross Tumblr with anything?

A bunch of offended Tumblrinas

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What's a clown's favorite restaurant?

Mod post from r/AntiJokes) I wouldn't know, as a mime I cannot comment.

What did Ghost A say to Ghost B?

Nothing because ghosts don't exist. Edit:Holy crap I just realized I didn't post this on /r/antijokes.

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What's the difference between... A gold fish and a mountain goat?

One mucks about the mountain. What's the difference between a police batton and a magician's wand One is used for cunning stunts.

Why did the gold fish cross the road?

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