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Why did the gold fish cross the road?

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why didn't the bicycle cross the road?

He was two-tired...

Why did the spider cross the road?

To get to his website!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a giant ship with the Internet?

The Site-anic.

What do you get if you cross a cow with a tension headache?

A bad mood!

' Rantijoke Jokes More ' Rantijoke Jokes

How do you tell if you've posted an anitjoke in /r/Jokes?

If someone comments saying you posted an antijoke and that you should rather post your joke in /r/antijokes.

What's a clown's favorite restaurant?

Mod post from r/AntiJokes) I wouldn't know, as a mime I cannot comment.

Gold Fish Jokes More Gold Fish Jokes

Why couldn't Tommy ride a bicycle?

Because he was a gold fish.

What's the difference between... A gold fish and a mountain goat?

One mucks about the mountain. What's the difference between a police batton and a magician's wand One is used for cunning stunts.