Why did the guitarist get life in prison?

He fingered a minor.

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What's the meaning of life?

Why don't you google it?

What is Mr. Corn's philosophy on life?

Life is a maze.

Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

Why don't black people get sunburns?

Prisons are indoors.

Why did the Energizer Bunny go to prison?

He was charged with battery.

Guitarist Jokes More Guitarist Jokes

What does a guitarist say when he gets to his gig?

Would you like fries with that?

What is better than a rose on a guitarist?

Tulips on my pianist.

Minor Jokes More Minor Jokes

What do Margaret Thatcher and Jimmy Saville have in common?

They both shafted minors in the 1980's.

How are Chile mining companies and catholic priests different?

Chile mining companies get their minors stuck in shafts while catholic priests get their shafts stuck in minors

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

What's the best kind of guy to get fingered by?

One with Parkinson's disease!

What did the five fingers say to the face?

SLAP!