Why did the guy from Brooklyn cross the road?

None of your f**king business.

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Why did the dog cross the road?

Because it was the chickens day off.

Why did the German cross the road?

To get to the Reich side

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Why did Hillary cross the road?

What difference, at this point, does it make?

Why did Jack cross the road?

Because he was bean stalked.....

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Dewalts

Why did the guy from Brooklyn cross the road?

None of your f**king business.