Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?

He got hit by a bus

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What do you call a kid with no arms and legs and severe Down syndrome?

Names

What kind of medicine do you give a kid having a fit?

An anti-hissy-tamine.

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

How do you get Squirtle, Charmander and Pikachu onto a bus?

You Pokémon.

What do you call a late teacher?

Mr. Bus

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Where're we going?

Who the hell did I just drop off at school!

What's the difference between a blond and a washing machine?

When you drop a load into a washing machine it doesn't follow you around for a week.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

How did I avoid getting hit by a Wfay?

I got the f out of the way.

What sound do two photons make when they hit each other?

Planck!*

Ice Cream Cone Jokes More Ice Cream Cone Jokes

Why did Little Sally drop her ice cream cone?

Because she got hit by a bus

Where's the best place to store ice cream cones?

Conetainers