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Why did the Mayor take so long to endorse a Presidential candidate?

Because he was running on CP time.

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Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why should you torrent only from French sites?

Because it'll run faster.

What did the midget get when he ran under the strippers legs?

A flap in the face.

Mayor Jokes More Mayor Jokes

What do you call a dog who got re-elected for mayor?

A dog with pawlitical experience.

How is digging fence post holes like being the mayor of Toronto?

It goes pretty smoothly until you start hitting the rock.

Presidential Candidate Jokes More Presidential Candidate Jokes

How do these presidential candidates sleep at night?

With an electorate blanket.

How do you know a presidential candidate is lying?

Their lips are moving.