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Why did the Mayor take so long to endorse a Presidential candidate?

Because he was running on CP time.

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What kind of wolf never runs?

Steppenwolf

How do you make a dog go meow?

Freeze it and run it through a bandsaw. MEEEOWW!!

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What did the kitty say when it ran for mayor??

Now, that was one politi-cat debate!

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Her: Because she had heard that the mayor was going to lay a cornerstone and she wanted to see if he could really do it.

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What do you get if you ask a former presidential candidate to write a piece of music about a formula for solving a problem based on a sequence of specified actions?

An algorithm.

Which presidential candidate does Tom Brady support?

Whichever can reduce inflation.