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Why did the Mayor take so long to endorse a Presidential candidate?

Because he was running on CP time.

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What colour T-shirt would win a race?

Red, because it runs the most.

Whats the longest running Canadian joke?

Terry Fox

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What did the mayor of dinosaur town say when crime increased by 50%?

This calls for Jurastic changes

What do you call a dog who got re-elected for mayor?

A dog with pawlitical experience.

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What do you get if you ask a former presidential candidate to write a piece of music about a formula for solving a problem based on a sequence of specified actions?

An algorithm.

How do you know a presidential candidate is lying?

Their lips are moving.