Why did the Mayor take so long to endorse a Presidential candidate?

Because he was running on CP time.

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Why did the pig quit running the the marathon?

He had a problem with his hamstring.

What has 2 legs but doesn't use them?

A man named Bob running down a train track (only Asians will understand)

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What did the mayor of dinosaur town say when crime increased by 50%?

This calls for Jurastic changes

Why did the Mayor take so long to endorse a Presidential candidate?

Because he was running on CP time.

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Which presidential candidate is the most likely to cause cancer?

Ben Carsonogen

Why did the Mayor take so long to endorse a Presidential candidate?

Because he was running on CP time.