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Why did the midget get kicked out of the putt putt course?

Because he wanted to play minijerkoff.

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What does Asian Matthew McConaughey want for dinner?

All rice, all rice, all rice

What's the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone wants to be Irish on Saint Patrick's Day.

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What is a tornado's favorite game to play?

Twister!

How do you feel when you're playing Mortal Kombat and the air conditioning goes out?

Toastyyy!

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Why did the cheerleader get kicked out on her last day of school?

X-post from /r/punny Because you can't end on a prep position.

How do Chinese pick a name for their newborn?

They kick a Can

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What do you call a budget that's cut short from the middle?

A midget.

Why did the midget who drove British cars get cabin fever?

He was mini cooped up for to long.