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Why did the midget get kicked out of the putt putt course?

Because he wanted to play minijerkoff.

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Why are Aspirins and Paracetamol white?

Well, you want them to work, don't you?

What did the pot-smoking alien say when asked what toppings he wanted on his sammich?

Ayy lil' mayo.

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Why wasn't the fish allowed to play in the band?

Because he couldn't tuna piano!

What do you get when you cross the world's most famous skater with the world's best physicist?

A video game so realistic, when you screw up you have to play in a wheelchair.

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What did the football say to the football player?

I get a kick out of you.

Why were the elephants kicked out of the pool?

Because they kept dropping their trunks....

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What do midgets and dwarfs have in common?

Just a little

Why did they produce a reality show about midgets?

Because they only wanted a little drama.