Why didn't the Middle Eastern man go to jail?

Because hijab his wife, but nobody cared.

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Why does no one care that space is a vacuum?

Oh it doesn't really matter.

What pets think about their owners?

A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.

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Where is a tornado put in jail to be punished?

In a high pressure cell

Why did the pigeon get thrown in jail?

For staging a coo

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Why didn't the Middle Eastern man go to jail?

Because hijab his wife, but nobody cared.

What did the middle eastern man say to his marijuana enthusiast wife?

Stoner!