He was already suspended.
He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.
Not sure, probably just hanging out.
Because she couldn't keep her hands to herself.
One is a predetermined charade that takes a tremendous amount of willingness to suspend disbelief the other is pro wrestling.
Original joke) Because that's where students have the most potential.
So they can open doors of opportunity for their students.
They gave her a basketball and told her to read.