Why do farts smell?

So deaf people can enjoy them too.

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Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

What was the question?

Son: "Who's farted"

Why fart and waste it?

When you can burp and taste it.

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What do you get when you cross an ape with a calculator?

A Hairy Reasoner. (Andy Rooney used to enjoy this one)

Why did the vampire enjoy ballroom dancing?

He could really get into the vaultz.

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What does socialism smell like?

It has a Bernie smell.

How do you stop a fish from smelling?

Cut its nose off.

Deaf People Jokes More Deaf People Jokes

Why do farts smell?

So deaf people can enjoy them too.

How do deaf people tell each other secrets?

They wear mittens.