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Why do so many people in the South get married?

Free shotgun

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call a theme park where people go to have selfies with chickens?

Pout-ry farm..

What's the one public place that most people still support the separation of Colors and Whites?

The laundromat.

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Why was Ygritte happy she didn't marry Jon Snow?

Because she didn't want six inches of snow all year long.

Why didn't the melons get married in Vegas?

Because they cantaloupe. This joke was brought to you by Dads inc.

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How do you know the toothbrush was invented in the South?

Because if it were invented in the North, it'd be called the teethbrush!

Why do cows from the south make the best sandwiches?

Because they are in bread.