Why do white people own so many pets?

Because we're not allowed to own people anymore.

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Why do people call their weed the Koran?

Because if your burn it, it gets you stoned

Why do people dislike going to the dentist?

Because he is boring.

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Why are Muslim men allowed 4 wives?

Because "Islam gives women equal rights!"

What do you call a fruit that isn't allowed to marry?

A cantelope

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Why do so many white people do meth?

Nobody likes a cracker without salt. *I'm white*

Why do white people hate being called crackers?

Because they find it insaltine.

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What did the German Footballer name his pet?

Schweinsteiger.

How did the dog's owner know his pet was angry about having soap flakes for breakfast?

He foamed at the mouth.