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Why do you have 0 viewers on Twitch?

Because not even Nightbot is watching you.

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Why do you have 0 viewers on Twitch?

Because not even Nightbot is watching you.

Why's the ch pronounced differently in orchid than in orchard?

ROBOT: twitch, spark

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Why did the architect have his house made backwards?

So he could watch the football

Why did the German watchmaker say to the watch that kept saying "Tick, tick, tick, tick,..."?

Ve haff vays of meking you tock.

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Why did Fetty Wap chose that as his stage name?

Because he wanted to make $50K per day from ad revenue.

How much is half of 8?

Pupil: Up and down or across Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Well up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!