My boss is a total idiot "It says here you're self-employed " Yes that's right
WIFE: I just...sobbing...don't want the kids to suffer ME: Eels
She says "Nothing, just wanted to tell you I'm vegan."
A Moles Royce.
He was snowed in
Me: It'll be higher quality and less tense for everyone if we wait Boss: Today!
His boss always took him for granite.
Of course, there's, but here goes mine: ...and that, my liege, is how we know the Earth to be banana shaped. This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedevere. Explain again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes.