Why does a honeymoon only last 7 days?

Because 7 days makes a hole weak

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How do you know when the hole you're digging is big enough?

When the (w)hole job's done.

What travels down an alley and is full of holes?

Batman's Parents.

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How can a man go 7 days without sleeping?

Sleep at night

Why does a honeymoon only last 7 days?

Because 7 days makes a hole weak

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Why does a honeymoon only last 7 days?

Because 7 days makes a hole weak

Why should a honeymoon only be six days?

Because seven days makes a whole week.