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Why does a honeymoon only last 7 days?

Because 7 days makes a hole weak

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What's the difference between 50 Cent and the Ozone Layer?

The Ozone layer doesn't benefit from having holes in them.

What did you have on the wings of your plane?

Holes mostly...

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Why does a honeymoon only last 7 days?

Because 7 days makes a hole weak

Why should you keep a blonde on the job 7 days a week?

So you don't have to retrain them every Monday.

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What is a Honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone.

Why should a honeymoon only be six days?

Because seven days makes a whole week.