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Why does a honeymoon only last 7 days?

Because 7 days makes a hole weak

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Why would you wear two pairs of pants while golfing?

You might get a hole in one.

What do you call a cow that fell in a hole?

A hole-y Cow!

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Why does a honeymoon only last 7 days?

Because 7 days makes a hole weak

How can a man go 7 days without sleeping?

Sleep at night

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What is honeymoon?

That brief span of time between "I do" and "You'd better!"

What is a Honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone.