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Why does a honeymoon only last 7 days?

Because 7 days makes a hole weak

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What do you call it when you use Icy Hot as lube?

Fire in the hole!

How did the pirate fix the hole in his pants?

He used an eyepatch

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Why should you keep a blonde on the job 7 days a week?

So you don't have to retrain them every Monday.

Why does a honeymoon only last 7 days?

Because 7 days makes a hole weak

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What is honeymoon?

That brief span of time between "I do" and "You'd better!"

Why did the couple bring a melon to their honeymoon?

Because they cantaloupe...