Why does it take so long for a pro-lifer to screw in a lightbulb?

They love to watch mistakes being made.

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How many NorCal kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hella

How many flys does it to take screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WANNA RIDE BIKES

How many Narcissists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. But he doesn't screw it in, he just holds it and the world revolves around him.

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Did you watch the new comic book movie?

It was very graphic!

What game are you watching?

I wonder what she thought I was doing with my hands.

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What did the green light say to the red light?

I love you, but I'm sick of yellow light always breaking us up.

What's the difference between Biggie Smalls and your mom?

Biggie loves it when you call him Big Poppa, while your mom just loves it when you call.

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What's your biggest weakness?

Interviewee: "I never learn from my mistakes" Interviewer: "Oh, why's that " Interviewee: "I never make any"

Why was the slab of marble upset?

He was tired of everyone mistaking him for granite.