Why does New York have all the lawyers while New Jersey got all the garbage dumps?

New Jersey got to pick first

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How do you pick one facial expression for the whole day?

Like what if you find a penny

What's the best thing about picking up a homeless chick?

It doesn't matter where you drop them off.

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Why do they bury lawyers 20 feet deep?

Because deep down, they're good people. Thanks Saul.

Why do fifty percent of marriages end in divorce?

Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.

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Why is it that New Jersey got all the toxic waste dumps and California got all the lawyers?

New Jersey had first choice.

Why does New York have all the lawyers while New Jersey got all the garbage dumps?

New Jersey got to pick first

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What is the difference between a dentist and a New York baseball fan?

One yanks for the roots, the other roots for the Yanks.

What's a terrorists favorite sports team?

The new York jets.