Why does Norway have barcodes on their battleships?

So when they get back to port, they can Scandinavian.

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What does a barcode say if he bumps into another barcode?

SKU me

Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships?

So they could Scandinavian.

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Why does Norway have barcodes on their battleships?

So when they get back to port, they can Scandinavian.

What would North Korea be renamed to if it was taken over by a Scandinavian dictator?

Norse Korea

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What did the pastry from Denmark say to the pastry from Norway?

Hey, I'm Danish. JK they're pastries, they can't talk.

Which states is Bernie most popular in?

Denmark, Sweden and Norway.

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What did Caesar say when playing battleship?

A2 Brute.

How Long is a battleship. True or false?

False. How Long is a man from China.

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Why does Norway have barcodes on their battleships?

So when they get back to port, they can Scandinavian.

What country can't be hacked?

Madagascar, because all their ports are closed.