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Why doesn't Elin Nordegren ever shop at the fish market?

Because Tiger is always bringing home crabs!

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What do the Scottish people call iPhone?

An AYE-Phone. (Joke brought to you by a 5 year old)

How many puppies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Do you know yet Me (in a sea of puppies): No, they haven't done it. Bring more

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Where's your maternity section?

Her: Over there. How far along is she Me: Her I'm shopping for my Thanksgiving pants. Her...

Why wait?

I'll take you clothes shopping right now".

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What did the blind man say when he walked by the fish market?

Good morning ladies.

What did the blind man say when he walked past the fish market?

Is this a tumblr meetup?

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Why do tigers have stripes?

They don't want to be spotted.

Why Did The Tiger Cross The Road?

Because there wasn't a Zebra crossing Sorry, my 5 year old son made me post this