Why doesn't Elin Nordegren ever shop at the fish market?

Because Tiger is always bringing home crabs!

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Why do astronauts bring their phone into space?

Because they can get 4g

When Chris brought over his musl*m girlfriend to meet the family, what did they say?

Nice scarf! Must be cold where you came from! Do you guys want coffee?

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Why do donut shops not hire security?

Because Cops go there willingly. Free security and protection.

Where do minions shop?

Banana Republic

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What would the blind man say every morning when he walked past the fish market?

Good morning, ladies!

What did the blind man say when he walked past the fish market?

Is this a tumblr meetup?

Tiger Jokes More Tiger Jokes

What do you get when you cross a tiger and a chicken?

Just the tiger

Why does a tiger make such a good girlfriend?

Because its not a cheetah.