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Why doesn't Elin Nordegren ever shop at the fish market?

Because Tiger is always bringing home crabs!

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How many women does it take to bring down Herman Cain?

Nine-Nine-Nine

Why should you always bring charmander along when camping?

Because he's the fire starter.

Shop Jokes More Shop Jokes

Why do white people shop from black people's yard sales?

To get their stuff back.

Where do dock workers like to shop?

Crate and Barrel.

Fish Market Jokes More Fish Market Jokes

What did the blind man say when he walked past the fish market?

Is this a tumblr meetup?

What does the blind say when he walks past the fish market?

Hello ladies.

Tiger Jokes More Tiger Jokes

Why do tigers have stripes?

They don't want to be spotted.

What file archiver do Tigers use?

Win-Rawr.