Why doesn't ISIS attack Israel?

Same reason children don't attack their parents...

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Israel Jokes More Israel Jokes

What do they call American Liberty in Israel?

A valid target.

Why does the US love Israel so much?

Because is a raeli good country

Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

What is crucial to any joke about ISIS?

The execution

What did the ISIS fighter say when he went to bomb the Hawaiian cafe?

ALOHA SNACKBAR

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

How many children does it take to change a light bulb in America?

About 1 thousand Iraqis.

How many children do I want to have?

Kind of a weird question for a first date, but umm I guess enough to finish the temple

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

What is the best pickup line for Rwandans?

Congratulations! Your parents survived the genocide!

What didn't Adam and Eve have that everyone else has?

Parents.

Attack Jokes More Attack Jokes

What do you do if attacked by a clan of clowns?

Go for the juggler

What do you call a person who had to be amputated after being attacked by an animal?

Claude