What is the best pickup line for Rwandans?

Congratulations! Your parents survived the genocide!

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What is the best pickup line for Rwandans?

Congratulations! Your parents survived the genocide!

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What is the best pickup line for Rwandans?

Congratulations! Your parents survived the genocide!

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What is the best pickup line for Rwandans?

Congratulations! Your parents survived the genocide!

What did you do?

Genocide. You " "I shared a 10 Funniest Autocorrect FAILS on Facebook." - Conversations in Hell