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Congratulation Jokes

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Match Jokes More Match Jokes

How do you congratulate a fighter after winning a match?

Good jab.

What does a carpenter do after one night stand?

A matching one for the other side of the bed.

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What kind of bears don't have teeth?

Gummi bears.)

What do you call a bear that can't win?

A Chicago Bear

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car?

I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU

What's a man idea of helping with the housework?

Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What did the woman say while she was having a baby?

This could use some salt.

What's easier to load into a garbage truck, babies or bowling balls?

Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.

75 Jokes More 75 Jokes

What is your opinion on women making 75% of a man's wages for the same job?

I said "Congratulations!!!"

What has 75 balls and screws old ladies?

Bingo!

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

I dunno, I just repost them.

How can the eurologist tell if he is looking at a man or woman?

Well, there is a vast difference.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What is the difference between a boat and a woman?

The boat cuts through the water, a woman waters through the cut.

What do you say to a woman with one black eye?

Nothing, you've already told her.

Hook Jokes More Hook Jokes

Why should you use six hooks on your fishing line?

EFISHancy!

Why did the spelling bee champ have to go to rehab?

He was hooked on phonics.