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I said "Congratulations!!!"
So people can grow up getting used to pushing a Ford.
Because they get jalapeo business.
When they run out of patients.
They have a lot of patients. Sorry.
Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses
One baits his hook the other hates his book.
Cause he was supposed to be-headed to the other side
You tell him... "that's definitely a win sir". Or if he did ok you can say you half win sir i suppose.
Because he always shoots the black one first.
She soldered on.
Because they were cutting corners.
When it's intercepted by a separate plane.
Cuz the dishwasher should match the stove and the fridge
Someone who's lost his way to the match.
If you're reading this it's too late.
Open your bible to Psalm BODY ONCE TOLD ME