Congratulation Jokes

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you yell when a woman falls of a boat?

Full speed ahead

Why is a woman unlike a washing machine?

After you throw a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow you around.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What do you do if your computer hums?

Tell it to change its socsks!

Why do people procrastinate?

I'll tell you later.

Opinion Jokes More Opinion Jokes

What's your opinion on birds?

Well, they're pretty fly if you ask me.

What's your opinion on the mobius strip debate?

I find it a tad one-sided.

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

Why didn't the bear go to college?

Because bears don't go to college.

Why did the bear run around his bed?

He wanted to catch up on his sleep.

5 Jokes More 5 Jokes

What animal runs around happily with 5 legs?

A pit bull in a kindergarten

What do you call 5 doctors and nurses on a ship?

A decade Ba dum tish.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What did the rubber say when he was offered a job as the high school choir teacher?

I can't, I'm not a conductor.".

What has everyone been doing at Apple since the problems with the iPhone 6 started?

Looking for Jobs.

Congratulate Jokes More Congratulate Jokes

How did the triangle congratulate the other triangle after hooking up with Pentagon?

3edgy5me

How do you congratulate a fighter after winning a match?

Good jab.