Congratulation Jokes

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Triangle Jokes More Triangle Jokes

What kind of church does a triangle attend?

Anglican.

How do triangles communicate?

Sin language

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

Why did Helen Keller scream?

Her parents left the plunger in the toilet.

When is a parent like a child?

When he's a miner.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

Why do Chinese people love NY?

Because they heard we sell hotdogs for $0.75 each.

How many Chinese workers does it take to make a Smartphone?

I dunno. Ask the kids.

75 Jokes More 75 Jokes

What has 75 balls and screws old ladies?

Bingo!

Hook Jokes More Hook Jokes

What's A Pirate's Favorite thing too do?

Hook up

What, you hooked?

He says "All net."

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why did Opey get fired from his job as a pizza delivery boy?

Because Opey never delivered.

How do you make a motherboard?

I asked him. He said, "Tell her about my job."

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

How can you tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup?

Read the label.

Why won't you read this joke?

Cause you've already reddit!

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

How do you cover 18 holes with one hole?

Have your mom sit down on a golf course.

What mom loves... Son: Mom, why is my cousin's name rose?

Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!