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Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

What's the worst thing that could happen if you don't use a condom?

Your parents would know!

What did the dyslexic kid say to his parents at Christmas?

I love Satan

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why did SJWs call out Medusa?

She kept objectifying people.

What is it with people who text and drive?

I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why is the Doctor an excellent chef?

He's a Thyme Lord

What does the doctor say to the woman who has to get a c section?

There's not enough womb!

Opinion Jokes More Opinion Jokes

What's your opinion on the mobius strip debate?

I find it a tad one-sided.

What do you get when you mix pie and onions?

Opinions!

Hook Jokes More Hook Jokes

Why should you use six hooks on your fishing line?

EFISHancy!

What, you hooked?

He says "All net."

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs driving a car?

Rex (made this one up myself!)

How do you know when a guy is really in love with his girlfriend?

When he starts using condoms with other girls.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

How does a neckbeard neurologist address a Hispanic midwife who can't quit her job?

M'doula obligada.

Why do you wanna work at Clickbait Enterprises?

Here's 10 reasons why I should get the job "ok" Number 7 will shock you "You're hired"

Suppose Jokes More Suppose Jokes

Why did the girls fall off the swing?

Someone threw a fridge at her. It's not supposed to make sense

What are you supposed to be?

ME: I'm not wearing a costume