Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is.
I asked for Pizza #KingOfjokes
His sc*aaarrrr*f Edit: I get it guys, you all have better punchlines than me.
He became enlightened.
Mao
Chicken chow meng.
A cry for Alp!
A baby combing its hair with an apple peeler
The Bear Glare.
In the womb, he used to fight bald clowns. (Self made joke)
It's because they heard there was no jobs there.
Because she was fed up with the hole business.
Poop.
Because Americans use imperial unit system.
Nothing, you already told her once.
After you throw a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow you around.