I love Satan
Parents
Facebook produces too much plastics while r/jokes has 100% recycling rate.
Because he only had followers. Not friends.
She's the one on her bike.
There is correction fluid on screen.
A Serj Protector.
Because they don't like Turkey
Rogaine is a hell of a drug.
I put soap and water in there every day...
Attaturk.
If your dad knew how you were acting he'd roll over in his gravy
Roll a 40 down the street.
You would too if you were caught changing in the middle of the street!
Tutsi Roll.