Rwandan Jokes

What is the best pickup line for Rwandans?

Congratulations! Your parents survived the genocide!

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What do you call a Rwandan tribe falling down a hill?

Tutsi Roll.

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What is the best pickup line for Rwandans?

Congratulations! Your parents survived the genocide!

Why did the bible cross the street?

To get to the other genocide.

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What is the best pickup line for Rwandans?

Congratulations! Your parents survived the genocide!

What's a good pickup line in a New Age bar?

I bet it's really nice to be Enya.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why are the mountains in Switzerland called "the Alps"?

Because when people fall off of 'em, they yell AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLPPPP!!!!!!!!

Why didn't the girl ride her bike to go water the neighborhood flower bed like usual?

Because the pedals fell off.

Tutsi Roll Jokes More Tutsi Roll Jokes

What do you call a Rwandan tribe falling down a hill?

Tutsi Roll.

What is the most popular candy in Rwanda?

Tutsi roll

Hill Jokes More Hill Jokes

How has society let things go so far down hill that it still takes two minutes to make popcorn?

China probably can pop corn in one minute.

What do you call a group of Japanese people running up a hill?

Tsunami Warning

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

How many Millennials does it take... to screw in a lightbulb?

None. Their parents will do it for them.

What is the best pickup line for Rwandans?

Congratulations! Your parents survived the genocide!

Survive Jokes More Survive Jokes

What did the man who survived a javelin headwound say to his opponent?

Thanks for opening my mind.

What is the best pickup line for Rwandans?

Congratulations! Your parents survived the genocide!

Congratulation Jokes More Congratulation Jokes

What is the best pickup line for Rwandans?

Congratulations! Your parents survived the genocide!

What is your opinion on women making 75% of a man's wages for the same job?

I said "Congratulations!!!"