Rwandan Jokes

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Survive Jokes More Survive Jokes

What do u call a Mexican who survives a shootout and lives to tell the tale?

The Juan who lived.

Why is a room of 50 doctors safer than a room with 1000 doctors?

You can't survive in 1000 degrees. *credit to my friend Neriah.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did the flower fall over?

It was a little daisy

What did the Mexican say when the house fell on him?

Ayyyy watch it homes!

Tutsi Roll Jokes More Tutsi Roll Jokes

What's a hutu's least favorite candy?

A Tutsi roll!

What is the most popular candy in Rwanda?

Tutsi roll

Good Pickup Line Jokes More Good Pickup Line Jokes

Congratulation Jokes More Congratulation Jokes

Genocide Jokes More Genocide Jokes

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

What should be done in case of apparent drowning?

Take the parent out of the water

Why is it not a good idea to tell your parents about your failures while they are on an elevator?

It would cause them to be disappointed on many different levels.

Hill Jokes More Hill Jokes

Why was the fireman buried on top of the hill?

Because he was dead.

What does a Mexican get when he slides down a hill?

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