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Why don't anarchists accept the metric system?

They refuse to have liters.

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What do you call it when you refuse to do core workouts?

Abstinence.

What do you call a law enforcement agency that refuses to buy it's own vehicles?

The pro-lease department

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How many Android users does it take to buy an iPhone?

Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.

Why did the fish not get accepted into college?

His grades were below sea level

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Why don't anarchists accept the metric system?

They refuse to have liters.

Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze?

So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.

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Why do Anarchists only drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

How many anarchists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Trick question, anarchists can't change anything.

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Why don't anarchists accept the metric system?

They refuse to have liters.