Why don't anarchists accept the metric system?

They refuse to have liters.

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Why did Ally refuse to do her homework, when all she had left was to square the x and y axis?

Cause Allies don't like axis powers

What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?

Rink injustice!

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What do you call a homeless man who trashes food you give him then says he only accepts cash?

A rootabaga.

What's the difference between a woman and a PC from 1995?

A woman doesn't accept 3 1/2 inch floppies.

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What did the aliens say, when they came to earth in search of soda pop?

Take me to your liter!

Why don't anarchists accept the metric system?

They refuse to have liters.

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Why do Anarchists only drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

How many anarchists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Trick question, anarchists can't change anything.

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Why don't anarchists accept the metric system?

They refuse to have liters.

Why won't the US change over to the Metric system?

Because we'd rather die on our feet than live on your 30.48 centimeters.