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Why don't anarchists accept the metric system?

They refuse to have liters.

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Refuse Jokes More Refuse Jokes

What is the difference between ID and ED?

One of them is a flimsy thing that refuses to stand up on it's own. The other is a medical condition.

Why did the buddhist refuse novocaine when he went to get a tooth pulled?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

Accept Jokes More Accept Jokes

Whats the difference between and old computer and a woman?

A computer accepts a 3.5 inch floppy

Why wouldn't the worker accept 10 fresh chickens as a reward for saving a farm on fire?

It was a poultry amount

Liter Jokes More Liter Jokes

Who's in charge of all the liquid measurements?

The liter.

What did the aliens say, when they came to earth in search of soda pop?

Take me to your liter!

Anarchist Jokes More Anarchist Jokes

Why can't anarchists draw straight lines?

Because they don't have any rulers.

How many anarchists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Trick question, anarchists can't change anything.

Metric System Jokes More Metric System Jokes

Why don't anarchists accept the metric system?

They refuse to have liters.