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Why don't anarchists accept the metric system?

They refuse to have liters.

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What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public?

A Private Tutor.

When Lil John goes to a hotel and they ask him if he wants turn down service, does he refuse?

That's all.

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Why don't anarchists accept the metric system?

They refuse to have liters.

Who was the first black person accepted into Harvard University?

The Janitor

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Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze?

So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.

What did the pints say upon landing on Planet Metric?

Take us to your liter.

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Why do Anarchists only drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why can't anarchists draw straight lines?

Because they don't have any rulers.

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Why don't anarchists accept the metric system?

They refuse to have liters.