Why don't the Germans care about the word, 'nichts'?

It means nothing to them.

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What's the difference between Belgian waffles and American waffles?

Belgium waffles crumble in the hands of German.

How much does a German weigh?

Teutons.

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How do you take care of a baby?

Hire a hitman

Why don't the Germans care about the word, 'nichts'?

It means nothing to them.

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What are the four words that you least want to hear, after having blown Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson.

How do you say the word "peanuts" without the letter "t"?

Think about it.

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How much is half of 8 Pupil: Up and down or across?

Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Wellup and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0

Where's your better half?

The PS4's at home "No I mean-" Where WOULD it be Wow, dumb question.