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Why, don't you look nice!?

I said, "Thanks." "It wasn't a compliment." she added.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why couldn't the boy look at the Milky Way?

He was galactose intolerant.

What did A and B look for at the beach?

A "C" gull!

Add Jokes More Add Jokes

Why did the agnostic man cross the road?

To get to the other side, but he was very spiritually uncertain add he did so.

How do you know that Keira Knightley doesn't exist?

Because the camera adds 10 pounds.

Compliment Jokes More Compliment Jokes

What can you say to your trainer that will compliment then on your progress and also be wildly inappropriate?

You make me hard

How you compliment an Italian cheese maker?

Gouda worka