Why, don't you look nice!?

I said, "Thanks." "It wasn't a compliment." she added.

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What did the policeman say when he was told about the large pothole?

I'll look into it.

Why did the invisible man look in the mirror?

To make sure he still wasn't there.

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How do you turn chicken masala into chicken marsala?

Have a pirate cook it...they always add an "arrr"...

Why did the chef add extra oregano to the sauce?

He was making up for lost thyme. Thank you, thank you. I'll just show myself out now.

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What do white girls and web developers have in common?

Nobody ever compliments our back end

How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a lightbulb?

How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.