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Why, don't you look nice!?

I said, "Thanks." "It wasn't a compliment." she added.

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What did the blonde say when she looked into the box of Cheerios?

Wow!! Donut seeds!!!!

What reddit page has that link/picture you're looking for?

The next page.

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How does a cow add and subtract?

With a cowculator.

Why does d' perfect Irish stew require exactly two hundred n' terty nine beans?

Because if you added one more it'd be two farty.

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Why are Bananas and Chocolate Good friends?

They compliment each other nicely.

What did the host say after her guest complimented her on her tea?

Thanks, it's my special tea.