Why don't you want to win an award for Best Feline Sphincter?

Because it's a catastrophe :-) Yeah, ok, I'll be going now. EDIT: removed explanation.

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Why do husbands typically die before their wives?

They want to.

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A gardener doesn't want his hose to have kinks.

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Not being retarded.

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

For being out standing in his field.

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Tulips on an organ. Edit: accidentally a letter.

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To get to the other slide. Edit: spelling.

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They hate plaque buildup.

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It's an accident if a boat full of refugees starts to take in water. A catastrophe is if they know how to swim

Why don't you want to win an award for Best Feline Sphincter?

Because it's a catastrophe :-) Yeah, ok, I'll be going now. EDIT: removed explanation.