Why is he crying?

Me: That's a teardrop tattoo. 5: Oh. Did he shank someone in prison M: What 5: Remind him I want extra guacamole.

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Why didn't the girl cry after learning of her boyfriend's leprosy diagnosis?

She didn't have a shoulder to cry on!

What is the difference between an Irish drinking song and a Country drinking song?

You don't cry in your beer when the Irish song is playing.

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What do you want to be when you grow up?

Me: Let's not rush things, OK

Why Did The Hedgehog Cross The Road?

Because he wanted to see his flat mate.

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What do you call a Black Guy surrounded by 5 White Guys?

Toby

What animal has 5 legs?

A pit bull coming back from the playground.

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What man?

The man with the power." - "What power " - "The power of Hoodoo." - "Who do " - "You do." - "Do what " - "Remind me of a man."

Why do people keep a picture of their wife and kids in their wallet?

To remind them why there's no money in it