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Why is ISIS so good at sports?

Even in high-intensity games they always manage to execute

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What do ISIS and anime fans have in common?

They both get hot and bothered over cartoons.

What did Muhammad Ali tell ISIS?

IsIs Pretty soon y'all gonna be WasWas!

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How do you do it w/ 4 kids?

Hubs: With the door locked. Me: She means how do we manage...but yeah.

How do the people of northern Iraq manage to get so much done?

The Kurds have their ways

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Why is an abortionist good to have on your team?

If you conceive something, they can execute it.

Why is ISIS so good at sports?

Even in high-intensity games they always manage to execute

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Why don't ghosts play sports?

Boo!

Why didnt you wear the sports jacket I got you?

Me: You bought me a ski jacket Her: Skiing is a sport!