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Why is ISIS so good at sports?

Even in high-intensity games they always manage to execute

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Why did the surfer join ISIS?

Because he was totally radical! EDIT: I guess this didn't blow up.

What do you call a condensed version of the history of ISIS?

CaliphNotes!

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How did you manage to stay single for so long?

Single Handedly

How do you do it w/ 4 kids?

Hubs: With the door locked. Me: She means how do we manage...but yeah.

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Why is an abortionist good to have on your team?

If you conceive something, they can execute it.

Why was Avogadro executed?

He was a mole

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What sport do Japanese people watch?

Desuball

What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).