Why did the surfer join ISIS?

Because he was totally radical! EDIT: I guess this didn't blow up.

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What is your dream car and why?

Minivan, because the sliding door joining in MAKES IT EASIER FOR DRIVE-BY BAZOOKA ATTACKS

What happens when doughnuts join a sorority?

They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.

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What do you call a former member of ISIS?

WASWAS

What is ISIS' favourite OS?

Windows XPlosion

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What does Marilyn Quayle have in common with Marion Barry?

They've both been known to blow a little dope.

What's the difference between love, pure love and excessive love?

Blowing Swallowing Gargeling

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What's a surfers least favourite household appliance?

A Microwave.

Which kitchen appliance do surfers dislike most?

The micro wave.

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What kind of amphibian is hired to take your car away?

Toad. Thanks, HammerElectionBeans for the edit.

How do you know a homeless woman is menstruating?

If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.

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What happens when you take the tea away from your guest?

He's left there trying to "guess" what happened.

Who's the wost president ever?

Guess we'll find out in January.