Why did the surfer join ISIS?

Because he was totally radical! EDIT: I guess this didn't blow up.

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Why did the surfer join ISIS?

Because he was totally radical! EDIT: I guess this didn't blow up.

Why did the Turkey join the band?

Because he had two Drumsticks.

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Why is ISIS so good at sports?

Even in high-intensity games they always manage to execute

What do the leaders of ISIS drink after a victory?

Bombay.

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Why are MMA fighters told not to blow their nose when in a fight?

Oops, this was supposed to be for. There's no punch line!

Why is there a draft?

Diner: Yes it's blown my steak off the plate three times.

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When is the only time when No shirt no shorts no shoes gets you service?

If you're a surfer and you're getting head.

Why did the surfer join ISIS?

Because he was totally radical! EDIT: I guess this didn't blow up.

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What two words result in the most marriages?

Screw it. EDIT: has a better answer

How do you know a homeless woman is menstruating?

If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.

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What's all this talk about Reddit's servers being down?

Guess I can't see what everyone else sees.

How did Thor's brother get his powers?

Just Loki I guess