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Why did the surfer join ISIS?

Because he was totally radical! EDIT: I guess this didn't blow up.

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Why did the King's Justice join Run DMC?

Cuz he be Ilyn.

What happened to the ghost who couldn't scare?

He had to join a support group since he couldn't handle his boos.

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Why is ISIS going after programs?

Because they are executable

What is ISIS's favorite kind of coffee?

Decapitated

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What does a blonde say when you blow in her ear?

A. "Thanks for the refill!"

Why did the Spanish train aficionado blow up his trains?

He had loco motives.

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What's a surfers least favourite household appliance?

A Microwave.

When is the only time when No shirt no shorts no shoes gets you service?

If you're a surfer and you're getting head.

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Why do teenagers want to work for Intel?

Core i3, i5, i7... ican't even! Edited from: >They can't even

Why did the water level in the pond rise?

Because the other fish were crying. Edit: *One of them dies.

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What are you typing?

Let me guess. Oh wait, stop right there, I know what it is. It's not that Okay wait.. I know it, I know it!" -Google.

When dad Waits to see you on thanks giving Son:We just Ate Dad:OK so you can be here at 5?

Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad: I guess through its Beak