Why is it so hard to help deaf people?

Because they never listen.

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How many people work at your company?

About half of them.

What does a BYU coed do when she notices people are drinking at a party?

She puts her top back on and leaves.

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What kind of music do wind turbines listen to?

They're huge metal fans.

What do you call someone who spends 24 hours a day on the Internet?

Anything you like they're not listening to you anyway.

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How can I help you today, Mr Simpson?

BART: I don't know where my hair starts

What university department did the Fonz go do when he needed help paying his tuition?

Financial Ayyyyyyd I'll

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How do you speak to a deaf Ted Cruz?

Use zodiac signs

Why do farts stink?

So the deaf can enjoy them too.