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Why is the retirement center nicknamed "the garden"?

Because it is full of vegetables.

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Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

What do you get when you cross a garden, a rabbit, and some ExLax?

For the love of everything sacred on reddit please do not make me actually key the answer....okay, let's say it together, "Salad Shooter".

Why does Santa have three gardens?

So he can "hoe, hoe, hoe."

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What is the hardest part of a vegetable?

The wheelchair. sorry

What can turn a fruit into a vegetable?

Jeffrey Dahmer!

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Why is the retirement center nicknamed "the garden"?

Because it is full of vegetables.

What made Bruce decide against Jacqueline for his new name?

He was afraid his nickname would be Jockie.