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Why is the retirement center nicknamed "the garden"?

Because it is full of vegetables.

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Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

Why don't you tell secrets in a garden?

Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.

What do you call an epileptic in the garden?

Seizure salad

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

Why did the vegan zombie visit the coma ward?

Because it only ate vegetables.

What do you do when you are done with the vegetables?

You put them back in the wheelchair

Nickname Jokes More Nickname Jokes

Why is the retirement center nicknamed "the garden"?

Because it is full of vegetables.

What nickname did the police give to the new blonde woman police officer?

A fair cop.