Why is the state of Israel like laundry?

Its a part Tide

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What is the highest point in Israel?

Mountain Dew.

What's the National Vegetable of Israel?

Ariel Sharon

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Why is the state of Israel like laundry?

Its a part Tide

What did the mermaid do last Saturday night?

She went out with the tide.

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What happens when the president of the United States has to use the bathroom?

The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.

What state makes exclusively swiss cheese?

Swisconsin.

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Why do you have to separate red shirts when you put them into the laundry?

Because red shirts die easily.

What do communists clean first when they do their laundry?

Their Linens