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Why roboticize vacuuming?

It's all instant gratification. It's the crack of cleaning.

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Crack Jokes More Crack Jokes

How do tectonic plates have fun?

They meet up and crack each other up.

How do you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

One of them makes crack while the other just markets it.

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What's the real reason Mr. Clean is always smiling?

He likes it dirty.

What do you say when you see two cleaning ladies making out in public?

Get a broom.

Vacuum Jokes More Vacuum Jokes

What's a man idea of helping with the housework?

Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.

Why can't Buddhists vacuum in corners?

Because they don't have attachments!