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Why roboticize vacuuming?

It's all instant gratification. It's the crack of cleaning.

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What do you call the urge to crack open a cold one?

Necrophilia.

Why was the Muslim sad when he bought a pirated disc?

Because the Disc was cracked

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Why roboticize vacuuming?

It's all instant gratification. It's the crack of cleaning.

What do maids in Manhattan use to clean their kitchens?

J-lo Cloths

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What do you call someone who cleans vacuums?

A vacuum cleaner.

Why is outer space so clean?

It's a vacuum!